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If Carlsberg made footy results....

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by GeordieGeezer, Mar 10, 2022.

  1. GeordieGeezer

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    Carlsberg: What can i get you Geordie Sir.
    Geordie:Well i'll have....
    Watford lose
    Norwich lose
    Leeds Lose
    Newcastle (despite no Max,Trippier,Wilson and THE BEAST) win
    Oh and chuck in a first ever Chris Wood goal
    Oh and if its not too much i dont mind a Bruno backheel goal on his full Newcastle debut
    Carlsberg: The 5 Star menu it is then....

    Of course people might say it doesnt compare to perhaps the ultimate Carlsbergian premiership day that i can recall. The final day of 96-97 season. Newcastle and Arsenal were level on points and had same goal difference before that day. Asprilla and the lads won 5-0 to qualify for Champions league as Arsenal only won 3-1....and....Sunderland lost 1-0 and got relegated (even though they had 40 points).

    Maybe this is the beginning of Eddie Howes Carlsberg reign.
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I think it's safe to say that we seem to be ahead of schedule on our improvements!
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, it's been incredible. I bet Staveley and Co couldn't have dreamed that Eddie would have had quite such an impact this quickly. He really has worked wonders so far.
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I have no doubt that the goal he was set for this year was to somehow try and get 17th, and might not even have been a sacking if he hadn't. While we've definitely been helped by the abject failure of other teams at the bottom, I don't think anybody ever saw this unbeaten run coming!
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    if you go to another thread that is entitled “where are the points coming from” think you’ll find one of us did see this coming.

    just wait for @Andra Tutto Bene to ‘T’ this post
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Well, seeing as that thread was started six weeks after the unbeaten run started then I don't think it counts! I'm used to Trev cheating like that when it comes to predictions, but you should hang your head in shame DPP!
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    i predict us to win every game
     
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