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Idiot Time Again

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Feb 1, 2016.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/01/dad-s...smiling-horse-without-owners-consent-5655683/
    Dad takes funny selfie with son and a horse pulling a face in the background.
    Sends picture in to a competition
    Wins family holiday in competition
    Owner of horse objects as Dad failed to ask for permission
    Friends of owner think Dad should be paying half the value of the holiday as compensation

    We live in a society full of chancers & scumbags as well as ****s and *****s.

    Have a look at the daughter though, Ah Wid.
     
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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    What a family of scumbags!

    Daughter looks about 15 :bandit:
     
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  3. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    "looks about 15", good enough for me, case dismissed. Decent set of tay tays on her what ever age she's at.
     
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  5. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    OMG! That is DISGUSTING!!! She's not legal FFS

    (pm sent)
     
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    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    "Looks" 15 but of course I would only proceed to third base if she could provide me with a current form of identification to verify her age. <whistle>
     
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    Hope the horse kicks Nicola in the face ....

    "But Nicola argues that the horse, named Betty, has been taught to stick out her tongue – and she could have won the competition with daughter Katelyne if she had been made aware of it"

    So, everybody is to let Nicola know of every competition in case she wants to enter it.
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Young Nicola is a **** of the highest order.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    How about the League Cup?
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Nicola is obviously a little un-stable.
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I think we need only concern ourselves with horse based competitions.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    She needs a good punching.
     
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    I would have been fully on her side until I saw that she lives in Wales.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    A dog wagged its tail the other day as I passed by. The owner was furious, apparently he'd taught the dog to wag it's tail and I did not have his permission to look at his dog.
     
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  15. Archers Road

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    You were looking at his bitch?
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Scopin his Ho is I believe the popular terminology in youth patois. That and I disrespected him.
     
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You chat street den bruv?
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Faw sho beeatch.
     
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  19. Archers Road

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    "Sucks teeth"
     
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Did you politely tell him where to take himself, Dev?
     
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