maybe he just wanted to see everton linked to someone for once... (i realise this doesn't really work as they made a signing today but its the best i could come up with )
Waddya reckon, some dodgy scouser paid him a few quid to do it and then went and stuck a wedge on loads of added on time in the first half? They did a cracking job keeping it down to just five minutes, I was hoping he was going to piss his pants or something.
Apparently the guys dog ran off before he could tie him up too. The police have no leads on this though!
He also discarded a wig on the way to the pitch but its ok because the Police are combing the area!!! (And you thought the first one was bad Maestro!!! Coat, bag and taxi this time I fear )