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Ideal Cooked Breakfast?

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Two fried eggs, two sausages, grilled tomatoes, fried mushrooms and beans.

    That is the quintessential British cooked breakfast.

    Served with a round of toast and steaming pot of tea.

    Heaven, pure heaven.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sausages (square and/or links). A poached egg per sausage. Bacon x 4. Toast.

    A side of mushrooms/grilled tomato/hash brown optional.

    NO ****IN BEANS!
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

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    You're a fat **** ER.
     
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    2 square sausage
    2 links
    4 bacon
    2 tottie scone
    2 fried egg
    2 black pudding
    1 haggis
    2 fried bread
    fried onions & mushrooms
    beans
    tomato sauce

    'ooh i cant believe you have beans/tomato sauce' <doh>
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

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    Hash browns ffs. So ****in gay it's not true.
     
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  6. Archers Road

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    This has been done has it not?

    Anyway, the definitive Full English is Set Breakfast 2, cooked by a pair of Bubbles in The Broadway Caff, London N10, as follows; 2 fried eggs, 3 rashers, 2 sausage, fried tomatoes, beans, black pudding, fried slice, 2 toast, tea so hot you can barely hold the mug.
     
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    Tattie scones are strictly for ****s as well.
     
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    Sausage, Bacon, eggs, Black Pudding, tomatoes, beans, mushrooms, hash browns and a mug of tea.

    Anything less and you are a ****.
     
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  9. Mick O'Toon

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    Kippers,grilled cherry tomatoes,brown bread and tea/coffee can make a nice alternative.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No ****in beans or tomato ****in sauce <grr>

    You also broke the sausage egg rule <grr>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Actually quite nice. Sumtimes I also fry up left over boiled tatties to have with brekkie. Yum.
     
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    ****s that adhere to 'rules' when it comes to a fry up are ****s and *****s to a man
     
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    Must admit last time I was in England I had the poached haddock and poaced egg.

    Bloody lovely it was too.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No beans! <grr>

    They did get the sausage egg rule correct though. <ok>
     
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    Fried tatties are lovely I must admit.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No ****in beans! <grr>
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I... eh..., get the **** out.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The sausage to egg ratio is important. It must always be 1 to 1.
     
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    The thing I like about beans is that they are so versatile.

    Essential ingredient for a cooked breakfast. Ideal on a baked tattie. Lovely on toast although extricating the beans from the toaster can be a bit cumbersome.

    Beans - God's food.
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    It is nice,when I'm staying in a hotel for a few days can't face the fry every morning so that's nice if it's on menu.
     
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