I'd better get my skip back from 606

With those scheisters at 606 booting everyone I'd like to know if there's any way I can reclaim the once famous omniskip of wonderous (yet slightly damaged) delights from way back in 2009 ..

To those who never got involved, or those whose brain bits have failed them let me recap ..

Once upon a time there was a wonderous collection of toon fan memorabilia that was wagered in fanatical proportions during the time we thought that Fat Ash was primed to sell NUFC (the dark days of post relegation) and deposited by the itemload into a shiny new skip that was positioned outside SJP .. it attracted support (worldwide media fame) and scorn (stupid mackemland kids and smog grannies) alike such was the value of it's contents.

It turned out that the original rules, regarding who was to win said delights, were blatantly manipulated to skew the result and a criminal mastermind with the moniker 'Smug' managed to grapple ownership away from heavyweght gamblers such as overseasTOON (who was almost driven insane by his relentless pursuit of some white neck high socks) ..

Anyway, I found out that Smug never actually claimed his booty and by default the 606 masters took ownership by default through association .. it has lain dormant in their vaults collecting dust since then ..

Given that they are now shutting up shop for warmer climes .. I want it transferred to not606 .. and this is why .. I've dug out the original inventory of items .. and it makes interesting reading .. if you recognise any of your own stuff.. shout it out:

Some ebay purchased Wacko memorial tickets, a batch of 200 4 year old business cards,a broken Black N Decker drill, 5 slices of vegemite on toast, a non-working hand blender,a broken match-box lancer evo, a square stress er cube, a jar of school girls
tears, Woin14's stool (not a chair), a recently broken microwave, a crate full of empty Broon Ale bottles, a 5 pole windbreak with only three poles (one broken), an empty Gas bottle (not calor, the ones you fill ya lighter with), Deluded Granny Magnets daughters evil giggling fur ball which strangely bursts into giggles when he walks past it (no batteries), a recently broken cooker (gas rings stil work), a petrol lawnmower that once it starts wont stop until it runs out of petrol, Shearers Receding Hairlines baby daughter's chewed up rubber duck, a wispa (nibbled), overseas collection of corrupted hard drives, Cut-me-own-throat Dibblers shattered dreams, a dairylee cheese slice unopened), a curly wurly bar, a ceramic orange that sits on Pipe4life's desk at work which he stole from a local italian restaurant for a bet (we do not condone stealing items for the prize skip, no matter how amusing), a half eaten Mars Bar, a comb, a big ball of fluff, 10p, Obi Wan's stock of genuine Bantha Fodder, two tail hairs of the GOLDEN BADGER, a claw of the Monstrous Guinea Pig of Spice Cake Row and a pair of one size fits all white neck high socks (as used by kids in mackemland).

 

I will have those damn neck high white socks.

 

My stool!!!!

 

Not sure what state they're likely to be in now OT .. I bet the 606 mods have been prancing about in them around their dungeon for the last year .. Wein's stool will be a touch stale as well