We'll start with injuries seeing as how the 1st injury happend less than 10 minutes of arrival at the hotel when a decided to dive into a 450mm deep pool. and here's what happened - split ma head open, got concussion and a minor crack on ma skull # http://img267.imageshack.us/i/heedthebreed.jpg/ funny when the doc sez 'come back tommorow and al take ur dressings out' (they looked like cheesy wotsits ffs) so me n ma mate who also had blood pishin out his heed went down to the doctors the next day (so we thot) because we were so ****ed up on pills and ket we had no concept of time. the doctor sez ' u were only down here 4 hours ago he told ma mate he need stiches aswell but he didny have any insurance so he just sat in the waitin room with a tweety pie hat on and a bottle of wine here's when a fell backwards of the 1st floor balcony and landed on ma side. not jokin a was steamin out ma face but this was defo the sorest pain av ever felt. a cudnt move, everyone thot a was dead. cud not believe the pain http://img248.imageshack.us/i/yermawsajobbie.jpg/ here's the ****iest one but thot i wud include it just for the sake of it. sprained ma ankle chattin up a burd and heard a lovely crunching sound coming from ma foot. was ****in agony and cudny walk for a day but the simpathy vote works every time lads http://img690.imageshack.us/i/merkypatient.jpg/ Ibiza Uncouvered Pt 2 - sex drugs and absenthe will follow
shagged a south african burd up the arse. she requested it in there, who was i to refuse? a used a johnny tho so alls good. shagged a 16 year old without a johnny and shagged 2 hookers, one was fat and a ****e ride and 1 was a colombian sex machine who actually loved gettin ****ed. she's in the **** bank
Legendary! Take a Bow Son! "colombian sex machine who actually loved gettin ****ed" Naw Nev, she's just good at her job!!!
listen av shagged anuf hookers to know the score, she loved the rod. cud feel her fanny tightening and she was sweating like ****, what do u expect tho, am a darlin. plus ad just veeted ma baw hair the night b4, she liked that. also a liked how she said i want to see ur milk
she tasted ma milk the dirty slag. the 1st hooker was a disgrace, a wudnt even shag her for free, shows u what drugs do to u
Full girfriend experience then Nev ... Probaly no a hoooker, just a burd who was short on spends for a few days! ****IN SLUT!
she said wow when a got me kegs af but am thinkin its cos a had zero pubes or maybe os a had semi and it looked like a whopper
or she as going to say "wow thats tiny" but managed to stop short to sve you the embarrassment? or she says that with everyone as it gets her a bigger tip?
if she wanted a bigger tip which wud never happen as u pay up front she wud say stick that thing up my ass big boy
