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I won't lie lads...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Sep 1, 2011.

  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    In my experience, nothing ****s up a woman up more than stopping mid-rape, apologising and telling her that you just aren't that into her.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Sep 1, 2011
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Do they have rape in Scotland?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 1, 2011
  3. MrT

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    Losing your erection mid rape has got to be a real blow to her self esteem.
     
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    MrT, Sep 1, 2011
  4. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    <ER>
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Sep 1, 2011
  5. Jobby Funbags

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    Is that the bit after "foreplay"?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Sep 1, 2011
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    "Foreplay"? I know I'm a Man United fan but we're not all southern ponces!
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 1, 2011

  7. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i see a divorce on the horizon
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Sep 1, 2011
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm not that lucky.

    Only kidding, she's alright <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 1, 2011

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