1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

I Was Abducted by Reptile Aliens who Raped Me on the Moon Every Night

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Raging Oxter, Oct 14, 2015.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    31,025
    Likes Received:
    4,561
    A former US Air Force worker has claimed she was abducted by reptile aliens who raped her on the moon countless times.

    Niara Terela Isley, who worked as a radar tracking officer, said she was snatched by a "humanoid with a tail" and taken to a secret base on the far side of the moon.

    While there, she said she was made to have sex with aliens and lift boxes.

    Ms Isley told how she worked at the Tonopah Test Range, in Nevada, but said she could recall very little detail about her time there.

    She claimed security guards raped her in front of an audience after she was jabbed in the neck with a mystery drug while in an underground lair.

    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/i-abducted-reptile-aliens-who-6624927
     
    #1
  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    34,179
    Likes Received:
    9,757
    I did wonder where you were.
     
    #2
  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    34,179
    Likes Received:
    9,757
    I think the mystery drug might have been really good acid and mdma mix.
     
    #3
  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    11,273
    Likes Received:
    8,218
    How does one have sex with a 'lift box'?
     
    #4
    Gambol and Null like this.
  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    15,984
    Likes Received:
    18,997
    Sensually.
     
    #5
    Gambol and Black Caviar like this.
  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    31,025
    Likes Received:
    4,561
    I'm impressed she can have sex and do the housework at the same time.
     
    #6
  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    11,273
    Likes Received:
    8,218
    I quite often have a bum while my wife dusts the ornaments. By the time she's finished, I've seen Gambol safely out of the window.
     
    #7
    Null likes this.
  8. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2010
    Messages:
    8,978
    Likes Received:
    5,297
    close your eyes give me you hand darling
    do you feel my heart beating do you understand
    do you feel the same
    or am my only dreamingggggg

    I bet youre wondering what all the singings about, well its because ive met a girl and were madly in love :emoticon-0152-heart

    please log in to view this image
     
    #8
    Ciaran and Null like this.
  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    11,273
    Likes Received:
    8,218
    You 'were' madly in love? I'll ease your broken heart, petal. ;)
     
    #9
  10. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 16, 2011
    Messages:
    11,273
    Likes Received:
    8,218

  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2010
    Messages:
    63,752
    Likes Received:
    13,027
    Watch the skies
     
    #11
  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    14,150
    Likes Received:
    3,751
    please log in to view this image
     
    #12
  13. Gasheadseamge79

    Gasheadseamge79 Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2011
    Messages:
    13,946
    Likes Received:
    938
    I'm so jealous
     
    #13
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2010
    Messages:
    60,564
    Likes Received:
    18,215
    <laugh>
     
    #14

Share This Page