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I thought up another great idea (no its not another stupid effort from me !!)

Discussion in 'Formula 1' started by Bergkamp a Dutch master, Jun 8, 2011.

  1. Bergkamp a Dutch master

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    You know how you lot can't wait for my imaginative suggestions - well here is another:

    There should be a sweepstake hosted by Bernie, the lucky race number to be picked by one of his mates ( Colonel Gaddafi or some similar much respected world leader). The winning race number means that the tyres used by each car in that race should be moved on to the next race and those ONLY can be used. Great idea isn't it - be honest.
     
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  2. genjigonzales

    genjigonzales Active Member

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    Go on - breathe, breathe... get it off your chest.
     
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  3. Sportydan

    Sportydan Active Member

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    sell it to Bernie, he will probably buy it for a few quid
     
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  4. jerseymackem

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    There ther, it's sleepy-time now.
     
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  5. The Iceman

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    I need a vial of morphine. Stat.
     
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  6. Basil_Brushzenberger

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    That's at least as good an idea as DRS.
     
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  7. Bergkamp a Dutch master

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    Thanks Basil - at last someone who appreciates real novelty. I come up with these splendid ideas - and usually get panned. I only need to get Bernie interested and I might get to replace Toad at the FIA.
     
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  8. ErnieBecclestone

    ErnieBecclestone Well-Known Member

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    Yes of course Berg, you could run them in Bahrain, sometime never, incidentally what do you do as a job, are you a government financial advisor !!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  9. Bergkamp a Dutch master

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    Ernie - an interesting guess, and not far of the mark. If I told you a bit of what I know I'd have to shoot you! Now that's a clue.
    I am over retiring age, working part-time......I bet you are fascinated by this revelation NOT!
     
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  10. ErnieBecclestone

    ErnieBecclestone Well-Known Member

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    Berg, well now you've got me guessing. Hands up !!!
     
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  11. jerseymackem

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    So we meet again, Mr. Bergkamp...
     
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  12. Bergkamp a Dutch master

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    'You expect me to talk? I expect you to die, Mr Becclestone!! '
     
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  13. ErnieBecclestone

    ErnieBecclestone Well-Known Member

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    A brain hemorrage did'nt get me in 2004 and recently diabete's has so far not succeeded so now my hastely obtained Kevlar waistcoat will protect me from your assasination attempts.

    I officially retire next Tuesday 14th June but are going to keep working full-time, the company have given me a leaving present of my choice so I've pick a Ducati motorbike, pic of which is on my profile album, Ernie,

    Iv'e decided that I have done all the sensible stuff during my 65 years and thats its its time to say '**** it' and try some of the things my mum and dad told me not to do. So Iv'e just added another risk to my already tenuous existance.
     
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  14. Bergkamp a Dutch master

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    Bloody hell -seems I don't need to worry about shooting you, the hoody with sharp scythe is after you! You just beat me to the ripe old age,then.
    I have blood pressure and heart concern watching the Gunners - but yours take the biscuit.
    I have been thinking ' its time to say '**** it' meaning shag it - but it gets you into a lot of trouble. Anyway Cheryl C is unemployed and probably lonely - I'd have asked for her rather than 2 wheels to kill me.
     
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  15. ErnieBecclestone

    ErnieBecclestone Well-Known Member

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    Cheryl is far too expensive and I can get off and park the bike when I've had enough
     
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  16. Bergkamp a Dutch master

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    love it, I just love it !!!!
     
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  17. ErnieBecclestone

    ErnieBecclestone Well-Known Member

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    Berg, you're up early man, got a hit on or something.
     
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  18. Bergkamp a Dutch master

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    Got a family 25 strong, plus kids, gathering tomorrow. Lots of tidying up - 'cos we are messy !!!
    Need to have the mob out in the garden - so rain not welcome in E.Berks - unlike Montreal.
    Have to record Quali - just in case they stick around (some will want to watch it on my large HD telly )!!
     
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  19. ErnieBecclestone

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    Sounds like you've got it made Berg.

    My old dad, rest his soul was a masive Gunners fan, cos he was in the artillery during the war, joined up when he was 15.
     
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  20. Bergkamp a Dutch master

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    Basically the other half's widesoread cousins, but our kids and grandchildren coming.
    We seem to have taken on the glue to keep them all in touch - otherwise its meeting at funerals !!

    Only really taken on the Gunners over last 20 years ish. Late Father-in-law born and bred there (played footie and cricket at London level).
    I was born near Brentford/QPR. Since my avid support in my youth QPR have been thru' hoops (gedit?) which made me blue!!. At last they seem to be getting act together - but ownership alarming.
     
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