I say I say I say

nyarf nyarf nyarf.


What do you get if you cross George Osbourne with David Cameron?


George Cameron.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-18534206

 

Not surprised that a Celtic supporter finds child abuse funny.

Not in the slightest.

 

It's not funny at all. But I must admit to laughing in disbelief when it said that the bloke tried to make out the boy wanted him to do it. I'm guessing his IQ could be reached with one throw at a dartboard and wouldn't require a double or treble.......

 

Young boys are the biggest teases. Everyone knows that

 

nah ER's a bigger tease. Keeps promising to meet me to show me his penis and never has. I bet ER as a four year old would be like walking, taking porn.

 

We'll need to arrange a Not606 Aiberdeen Penile Show.

ER, Yourself, Psycho and me.

Any other locals interested should PM Woggy B.

 

A game of Soggy Sheep maybe. Last to spunk on the sheep gets to shag it as a reward. <hardatwork>

 

Dear Woggy B , can i "CUM" to the party

 

Why absolutely old bean.

 

This is looking like a good night.

 

I should have kept my trap shut. One of us is going to have a shot at Dolly at this rate.

 

You mean you're a virgin?

Us Sheep connoisseurs will keep you tight, I mean right.

 

We shag tractors in the Highlands, nae sheep.

 

Once youve done it it becomes second nature.

Like falling off a tractor really.

 

Plus less exhaust burns on your willy.

 

The best way to do it ----

Take Dolly to edge of cliff;
Make Dolly face over cliff
Shove it in hard.

Fu**en Great when she pushes back.