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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by timatoketchup, Sep 28, 2011.

  1. timatoketchup

    timatoketchup Well-Known Member

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    From a "friend" from in pompey: Went to a fancy dress shop today to hire a vampire costume . The girl behind the counter gave me a scum shirt, I said I think youve misheard me, I said I want to look like a count.

    Going to reply with the most cutting/abusive slander you can come up with.

    The floor is yours........
     
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    timatoketchup, Sep 28, 2011
  2. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    Hmm, the old ones are... old.
     
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    TheSecondStain, Sep 28, 2011
  3. timatoketchup

    timatoketchup Well-Known Member

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    Thats a **** reply. Could do better.
     
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    timatoketchup, Sep 28, 2011
  4. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    What do you expect..? it's a crap joke.

    Besides, I wasn't giving you a punchline, as so much as an observation of the gag.
     
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    TheSecondStain, Sep 28, 2011
  5. Schad

    Schad Well-Known Member

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    A link to the Championship table should do the trick.
     
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    Schad, Sep 28, 2011
  6. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    She actually replied "sorry sir we are having to close down, as a local circus hired 11 blue clown outfits but still haven't paid the bill"
     
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    fatletiss, Sep 28, 2011
  7. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Actually guys and girls the above smear was posted a few weeks back..........in reverse........Just dont bother answering it. That joke is nearly as old as both clubs.......
     
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    Beddy, Sep 28, 2011
  8. Saint Karl The Bewildered

    Saint Karl The Bewildered Member

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    :D
     
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    Saint Karl The Bewildered, Sep 28, 2011

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