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  1. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    My Mrs wanted an i phone 5 for her birthday but she works in Dubai and they have no Apple shops, i bought a 16 giggerdy for £530.
    Before parting with my hard earned cA$H i researched the price of this product, i had 4 alternatives.


    A. Go to Apple shop and pay face value for and pay £530 for it whilst chatting to a team of geeky ******s.



    B. Person A will report his phone stolen, go to cops and have another 1 sent in 24 hrs i pay half but Vodafone



    C. Friend has contact who works in a phone shop and will steal it for 33% off the usual price .approx £352 66p.



    D. I could also take out a contract.

    If it was mine i would get the cheapest option but i don`t want any bad Karma attached to my gift.....
    <rose>:grin:


    I hate Apple products .
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jan 3, 2013
  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Cool story.

    Now kill yourself.

    Also, you don't have a girlfriend :(
     
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    Toby, Jan 3, 2013
  3. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Answers.

    A. Thanks

    B. I have too much to live for.


    C. Yes you are correct ,i have a wife....
    :emoticon-0140-rofl:<applause><applause>:emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jan 3, 2013
  4. Clem Fandango

    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    Other smart phones do the same things as pie phone for a fraction of the cost.
     
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    Clem Fandango, Jan 5, 2013
  5. Tina_old

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    God bless the pope.
     
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    Tina_old, Jan 5, 2013
  6. RAVENBLACK

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    I phones are for lesbos and spazzies.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jan 5, 2013
  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> Is that your new catchphrase mate?
     
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  8. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    I hate apple products too, overpriced shiny crap...:mad::mad:
     
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    LEROY FER 10, Jan 5, 2013
  9. Clem Fandango

    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    Amen.
     
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    Clem Fandango, Jan 5, 2013
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    Apple products are for people with no social skills.
     
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  11. Sizing

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    Harsh, very harsh
     
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  12. Secret ranger

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    Option c <laugh>
     
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    Secret ranger, Jan 6, 2013
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    Option E) Tell her the Nokia 3310 puts Apple ****e to bed <ok>

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    ncgandy, Jan 6, 2013
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    Excellent reply, thanks Jerry, and you too, Helen! <ok>
     
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    ncgandy, Jan 6, 2013
  15. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    I carved one from wood Gandy:smile:



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    LEROY FER 10, Jan 6, 2013
  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    IPhones are for ****ers

    Sent from my IPhone
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 6, 2013
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    Sorry! I just find that a significant number of people I know with Ipads and I phones seem to spend more time baning on about how great they are than any other subject. They also always say "my i-phone" rather than my phone etc etc.

    Hope you had a good Christmas and new year <cheers>
     
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  18. cosicave

    cosicave Well-Known Member

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    And you're a moderator?
     
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    cosicave, Jan 9, 2013

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