I never realised this.

[Charley Farley]

Has anyone noticed how big the Isle of Skye is?

I thought that it was only a little one, something like the Isle of Man.

Puts Holy Island in its place and I’m not even Scottish.

 

[marcusblackcat]

Never been - always fancied it!

 

[Billy Death]

It's all devil worshipping & wife swapping up there.
And Donald wears nee troosers.

 

[Commachio]

Is the isle of man a gay paradise?

Is the isle of wight really?

 

[Billy Death]

Is the isle of man a gay paradise?

Is the isle of wight really?

Yer gan into the local pub & hoy you keys on the chebble.
Everybody gets a pick & yer shag whee's ever bird's keys you got.,
That's how it works.
It's the same in Stornaway on Lewis.
They stick pins in little dolls & stuff.
Different world mate.

 

[Commachio]

Is Jersey a potato or a jumper?

 

[Burly Hurley]

Is Jersey a potato or a jumper?

It's a cow!

 

[Commachio]

Is the isle of scily funny?

 

[Burly Hurley]

Is the isle of scily funny?

Are there cats on The Isle of Dogs?

 

[Commachio]

Are there cats on The Isle of Dogs?

Essex pussy.

 

[Gordon Armstrong]

Do mini Hobnobs look like cars ?

 

[polyphemus]

And The Isle of Rum doesn't have a (legal) distillery of any kind.

AND

While up in The Cuilins if you can see the sky it means it's going to rain.

 

[master-simpson]

Has its very own mountain range!!

Excellent Talisker Distillery is well worth a visit.

As is the Old Man of Storr.

Bart