I met this Makem

I was minding my own business in a place abroad while working. In a bar watching NUFC as Brugge scored their 2nd goal. Now, i was with 4 Geordies who i did not know. Up came an ugly wee baldy chap with bad teeth, looking gleefull. He went on to introduce himself. He then gave me the pointless information that he was a Makem. (like i had not already smelled him). well his accent gave him away when he said i always support the MAGS in yooorup. While he grinned his rictus grin. The Geordies next to me had (apparently the twats) met him before in some other bar where he had made himself known when we were in the ****e and then sickened the twat. He said he had no problem with Geordies while he almost spewed on me when big Vern scored a beauty. He looked like Obadiah Hakeswill (off Sharpe) when we scored through the Makem destroyer. He proceeded to seethe his way through the 2nd half whilst telling me how he lived in Germany for the last 30 years and had forgotten all the rivalry etc whilst pissing up my leg. I got all the vitriol of a purebred makem spitting jealous venom for the whole 2nd half and for half an hour later until i finally felt pissed enough to go home to bed. What shocked me was his cretinous belief that over the 30 year he had got over their obvious inferiority. He stood next to me/us and just reminded himself of this without any ridicule from us and worked himself into a frenzy of hatred due to his submission to our obvious superiority.

Poor bloke. Mind i avoided him after the West ham debacle. I was mad enough to kill.

 

GB the mackem destroyer, a challenger to Shola's crown.

 

He was there again last night. He still got round to hating us. Even during the England game. It's a bit like the Sweaties and English eh. Still bitter and twisted over their inferiority. Their national emblem is a perfect fit. It's a prickly little weed.