I Made Paradise and Called it Scotland

I built beautiful mountains, sparkling springs and lush heaths. I made the conditions perfect so that there would be oil and peat and plenty of water.

But I am, at times, a cruel and vengeful God so I built a ****hole to the south of it.

That is the price the Scots must pay to live in Paradise.

 

Someone's had a bit too much

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and

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this afternoon

 

five stars, big man. Everyone makes a faux pas now and again.

 

I'm just relieved that Toby managed to post a picture that didn't contain and old man's cock or a horse ****ing a dead girl.

It's a minor miracle and suggests this might really be God's thread after all.

He's a proper creepy bastard with a gay name, is Toby. Almost certainly a potential sex offender. And I'm not talking about good rape.

I mean the nasty stuff.

 

Woohoo I've got another mong stalker. Bollocks your obsession is quite sad

 

Toby's one of the best new posters on here. I really don't see why you're so edgey with him.

 

Scotland is almost as big a hole as Northern Ireland but not quite.

PS So there is no confusion I am from Northern Ireland

 

Tina

 

I am omnipotent and I regularly watch you masturbate to pictures of your aunt Theodora. You will cease this at once and, while I'm at it, spying on your parents having sex is also a sin!

 

Although somewhat offended to be labeled a mong, it's good to know there are others that are creeped out by you and think your name is only appropriate for a gay hamster.

 

The actor who played Spiderman is a Toby too. Nothing chicken **** about him

 

wum.

 

He was in Seabiscuit though, so he loses most (all) of his credibility.

 

Nope.

 

I didn't see that, but I trust your judgement x

There's only one Len Fairclough

 

One day, Tina, this could be us. <flaminghaireverywhere>

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I'm getting a little giddy at the thought. I'd even consider going ginger for the occasion.

 

You mean Tobey Maguire.

Although similar, and pronounced the same, Toby is an infinitely gayer name.

 

I've got you now