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I lied on national radio and am proud of it!

Discussion in 'Swansea City' started by swans-cartoonhead, Nov 4, 2012.

  1. swans-cartoonhead

    swans-cartoonhead Well-Known Member

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    Firstly let me apologise for any typos or grammatical errors in the following piece; am a little the worse for wear after today’s magnificent performance.

    What a week it has been, one that was billed as the most challenging we have faced since that glorious play off final day; but it has been a week that has filled me with pride. We played three top sides; should’ve got something out of the Man City game, outplayed Brenda’s pool in their backyard and saved the best till last with a majestic performance against the European champions!

    And to cap it all, I have a new ‘first’ to put on my CV – this week I lied on national radio!

    As most of you will know by now I co-produce the unofficial ‘A Touch Far Vetched’ SCFC fanzine. Due to work commitments I was unable to travel to Anfield to witness our beloved Swans put one over Brenda’s new charges in a well deserved hammering, but managed to watch the match online. My online viewing was made all the more enjoyable by the fact that I had stocked up on alcoholic beverages, most of which were consumed well before the final whistle was blown. But no worries, I had a day off Thursday so was looking forward to a lie in.

    The lie in was denied by a phone call at 8.10am from Radio Wales asking if I could come in for an interview on the morning show to give a Swansea fans view on the magnificent Capitol One victory over the scousers! ‘Of course’ I said, when do you want me to do it; ‘In half an hour’ came the reply! So I dragged myself from my bed and had to do a quick march to the BBC building in Alexandra Road for a ‘remote’ interview. 30 minutes later I found myself sat in front of a microphone, with headphones on and a banging headache, anticipating a gentle introduction to the interview and a briefing on what questions to expect! All I got was ‘you’re on next’ and then a chirpy ‘Olly’ asking me what time I got back from the game! In my defence I must say that I don’t like lying, but I was live on national radio and felt that I would I have looked like a total tool if I had said ‘sorry I wasn’t at the game’… so I lied and said ‘early hours Olly, can’t remember the exact time, it was all a bit of a blur’.

    I was then asked to give my views on the victory, and a summary of the game, at which point I silently thanked the Lord, and VIP box, that I had managed to get a feed for the match, went into auto-pilot, and rambled on about team spirit, the added attacking ethos that Laudrup had brought to our game, and how wonderful it was to be a Jack! Olly then tried to get controversial; asking if everyone was happy with the mighty Laudrup; were the players happy with him? Was the main ambition to put one over an ex manager etc, etc. Have subsequently listened to the interview and am pleased to say that I was both lucid and diplomatic and, most pleasing of all, disappointed ‘Olly’ by offering no controversial opinions concerning unrest in the squad or unhappiness with the manager! All this with the hangover from hell – was quite pleased with myself!

    The interview is still available on I-Player; BBC Radio Wales, Thursday at 8.40am.
     
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  2. DragonPhilljack

    DragonPhilljack Well-Known Member

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    You Tart!.............................<laugh>
     
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  3. swans-cartoonhead

    swans-cartoonhead Well-Known Member

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    Guilty as charged! ;)
     
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  4. Yankee_Jack

    Yankee_Jack Well-Known Member

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    You have a license to bullshit the Beeb, like a double 0 agent, take no enemies, spare no babes.
     
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  5. neveroffsidereff

    neveroffsidereff Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;Zjz16xjeBAA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Zjz16xjeBAA[/video]
     
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  6. Norway-jack

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    ..<laugh> nice one cartoon !
     
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  7. swantastic

    swantastic Well-Known Member

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    Good job Ian and a white lie to the cardiff media aint worth sweating over <ok>
     
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  8. Ffsdon'tpassittohim

    Ffsdon'tpassittohim Well-Known Member

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    Well fcuk me... I knew we had guys from all walks of life but didn't know S CH was a politician Assembly or Parliament? Hows the expenses going?
     
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  9. Rhysj1

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    Brilliant! VIP box is amazing isn't it!
     
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  10. Matthew Bound Still Lurks

    Matthew Bound Still Lurks Well-Known Member

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    We'll have start calling you J Hughes next
     
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  11. Ffsdon'tpassittohim

    Ffsdon'tpassittohim Well-Known Member

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    Mind you Swantastic to be fair to Jason Mohhamed he did start off the interview with ML asking him about some of the reffing or should that be effing decisions given against us!
     
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  12. swans-cartoonhead

    swans-cartoonhead Well-Known Member

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    Bony, now you have taken it too far!!!! ;)
     
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  13. Ffsdon'tpassittohim

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