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I ****ing dread to think what's he's cooking up

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  1. BolloBollo

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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Beat the Monkey.

    Just sounds wrong.
     
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    Noel Edmonds is developing a quizshow format with the working title Beat the Monkey in which the master of ceremonies is a real monkey.

    <laugh> Beat the Monkey <laugh>
     
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    I would laugh about this. This show could be the end of days people <yikes>
     
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    <yikes>

    Bollo my blood ran cold when i read that. This is what he's been planning all these years. We're all ****ed now.
     
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    Looks like the prophecy is true TN <yikes>
     
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    BolloBollo, Feb 17, 2010
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    He is Alan Partridge...

    Monkey Tennis

    Car Park Sumo


    Both of which should be made
     
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    jesus christ, and people think tv might be dumbing down <doh>

    first we have the questionless quiz show and now we have this <doh> <doh> <doh>

    he has to be stopped. once and for all.
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Agreed, who on here wouldn't watch "Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank"???
     
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  10. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Arm wrestling with chas and dave. I've heard they are really up for that
     
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    Chas & Dave have split up ML <ok>
     
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    They're that keen on the idea that they would settle their differences for the sake of the show <ok>

    Cooking in prison <ok>
     
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    I want to know more about it. Do you actually arm wrestle Chas N Dave? Or do they just present the show?
     
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    What about a cookery series based on improving the meals in prison? Similar to Jamie Olivers School Meal thingy.

    Or come dine with me Prison special where random crooks host a night in their cell & vote on the food, entertainment etc?
     
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    Chas and dave present, but it's a round robin of ****s in the audience, then the winner of that faces the winner out of chas and dave in the grand final. The winner gets a monkey that picks up stones <ok>

    Cooking in prison would just be some prison chef showing the kind of food they make. It would be a tour of Britains prisons <ok> Kinda like a criminal version of masterchef
     
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