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HDM do feature a lot
However...no match for the Lancs ‘semen in a teddy bear’ story!

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HDM do feature a lot
However...no match for the Lancs ‘semen in a teddy bear’ story!

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They don't know for sure that the burglar violated the ted.

He'd maybe just removed all his clothes 'cos he was hot, and the bear inadvertently backed into him because it was startled by the plaintive squawk of a distressed buzzard.




Happened before and it'll happen again.



Don't be so quick to judge.
 
They don't know for sure that the burglar violated the ted.

He'd maybe just removed all his clothes 'cos he was hot, and the bear inadvertently backed into him because it was startled by the plaintive squawk of a distressed buzzard.




Happened before and it'll happen again.



Don't be so quick to judge.
Presumably these are the bear facts ?
More evidence may subsequently cum to pass.
 
Do I take it that if Liverpool don't win this lifelong fan will be so devestated that It will ruin his wedding..... I give it a year