my neighbour shagging for what seemed like ages last night, moaning, groaning and banging the headboard off the wall. It turns out that her elderly mother had fallen and was knocking the wall with her stick for help...I feel a bit guilty about the **** now I know its an old one, but a good one!
Nope, not this one, but I do make up about 99% of the hilarious jokes on here though, but feeling a bit lazy today.