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I have been betrayed by stereotypes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Dec 15, 2011.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I trusted a Chinese guy to do some basic structural calculations for a group project at uni. I was checking them as I was typing them up for the hand in tomorrow and realised they are entirely ****e. I am only just heading home now because of that useless ****.

    I thought Asians were meant to be good at maths. <grr>
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    You'd think so wouldn't you? Don't kick off with him though, he's bound to be a kung fu expert.
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Everybody was....
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I am always very nice to the slopes as they all know at least 1 martial art.
     
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I'm English and I'm good at maths <ok>
     
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  6. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Are you me 2 years ago. Deja vu moment with me having to pretty much redo the entire section of a 20,000 word group assignment that was assigned to a chiinese fella in the group. Had to do an all nighter, started at 7pm finished at around 11 am with no sleep just in time for the hand in deadline. Exhausted doesnt even begin to describe it. Went out that night for drinks to celebrate and i was like a ****ing zombie
     
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  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Just tell him for his mistakes you want a free meal at his parents chinky restaurant <ok>
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Have we spoken about deja vu before?
     
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  9. SAMOC

    SAMOC New Member

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    Is it true that chinese females vagina lies horizontally?
     
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  10. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Did you ask me that before?
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Haha, I'll give you that one!
     
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No and they are as tasty as ****.
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Like prawn crackers!
     
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  14. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, but just as moreish!
     
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  16. sycorez

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    England in Chinese is 'Yinguo' which means 'Wise Country'...seeing half the **** here, I don't think we are that wise at all.
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Wise man say: "Do not confuse Micks and Pollidge Wogs with Engrish".
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    remember in the movie "sunshine" the asian guy gets the trajectory of the space shuttle wrong and they go off course. he then has the decency to slit his wrists.
     
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  19. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Never seen it. It's the last day before Christmas today and I actually have to do some work because of that ****. If I'm working after half 4 I'm going to **** in his rice.

    My whole group are useless because I was the new guy at the start of the year so was last pick for every group task. I have pretty much done them all my self.
     
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  20. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    please log in to view this image
     
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