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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING, May 19, 2012.

  1. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    I thought I'd do what every journo alive is doing right now and make some **** up.....

    Apparently the long term successor to KD will be someone who is currently alive and comes from planet earth.....this clearly rules out Slur Alex.

    Also, news on the stadium; plans may or may not be ready this year....

    Suarez is considering leaving LFC as they refused to buy toilet paper with a picture of Patrice Evra on it.....

    God this is boring......got to tip your hat to the hacks who have to do this all day long!
     
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    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING, May 19, 2012
  2. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    I hear Dalglish has been added to the shortlist. The owners feel his sacking has thrown the club into chaos and they need somebody to unify everybody. They were looking at Shanks and Paisley but an unnamed club insider tipped them off on their unavailability.
     
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  3. Super G Ted'inho

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    I heard Graeme Souness, Roy Evans and Gerrard Houllier were being interviewed today as a triple management team...<whistle>
     
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  4. Superredripper

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    I heard we're putting in an offer for a fat Spanish waiter....Oh wait.
     
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  5. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Left or right winger...?
     
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  6. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Alex Fergusson will be our new manager. You heard it here first!
     
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  7. Superredripper

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    <laugh> Nah, I think he's already in goal.
     
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  8. BringBackfootie

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    Torres is coming back to Liverpool as Director of Sulking.
    John Terry starts his own Nutmeg import business
    UEFA have forced Chelsea to make drogba to wear training wheelies so ho doesn't fall over so much
    Scientists think they have finally figured out how Di Matteo fit 10 chelsea players into 2 yards of pitch at the Nou
    North London Powershift(TM) <laugh>
    Arsenal like playing in bad weather against teams with a bit of grit
     
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  9. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Radio Klopp

    Radio Klopp Armed & Dangerous

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    Sky News: Chelsea have agreed to re-sign few thousand of Manchester City fans for tonight.
     
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  11. BringBackfootie

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    Chelsea will play expansive football in the CL final.
    Drogba wont pretend to be hurt, actually did that just now, what a joke of a player, how on fkn earth do refs still buy that ham acting
     
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  12. Radio Klopp

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    Chelsea are all over Bayern, should be 2 or 3 up already.....
     
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  13. BringBackfootie

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    Paddy Evra gets his arsehole transplanted onto his arse
     
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  14. Page_Moss_Kopite

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  15. SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING

    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> There must be quite a few very confused people this morning!
     
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    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING, May 20, 2012
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    SIR_KENNY_KLOPP_KING Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> I think it was a donor hole.....Rumour has it that Gary Neville was happy to share one of his <ok>
     
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