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I have a surplus of rhubarb

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  1. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Can anyone suggest what I might do with it all?
     
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    Shameless, Jul 22, 2011
  2. totsfan

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    sell it
     
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    totsfan, Jul 22, 2011
  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    What's long and thin,
    covered in skin,
    red in parts
    and you stick it in tarts?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 22, 2011
  4. The Raging Oxter

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    My arm?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 22, 2011
  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Crumble or Stew it and have it for breaky.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Jul 22, 2011
  6. monacoger

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    Do you live within the rhubarb triangle?
     
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    monacoger, Jul 22, 2011
  7. lone ranger

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  8. gotcoffee

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    Make it into Rhubard and Custard boiled sweets and then sell it by the quarter for 25p ... good times ..
     
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    gotcoffee, Jul 22, 2011
  9. Toby

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    Teach it to type and create a profile for it on here, would be more interesting than Calatron/Edge <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jul 22, 2011
  10. Kim Jong Il

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    Create an improvised dildo, present it to your mum as a gift. Insist she tries it out while you film. Post the resulting video for our enjoyment.
     
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  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Rhubarb crumble.

    Thread over.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 22, 2011
  12. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Jul 22, 2011
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    You could try shoving the rhubarb up STD's arse if you can find room past Toby's shrivelled chipolata.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 22, 2011
  14. Toby

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    <laugh> ER how dare you, you make rabbits look hung

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    Toby, Jul 22, 2011
  15. Sam Axe

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    Make jam. There is nothing like a fresh baked scone and some homemade rhubarb jam <ok>
     
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    Sam Axe, Jul 22, 2011
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    Set up an illegal distillery, make rhubarb flavoured vodka and go into business with some shady Eastern Europeans who will sell it on street corners for you
     
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  17. Toby

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    Are you a 90 year old woman?
     
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    Toby, Jul 22, 2011
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    are you the sort of sad sapp that calls into saturday morning kitchen live with the same Q?
     
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    -jordan-, Jul 22, 2011
  19. Shameless

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    I love the wine idea, but wine-making is fiddly.

    Got a recipe for rhubarb chutney, that looks great and easy to adapt. The thing about a great chutney is that it's piss easy to give away - unlike rhubarb generally at this time of year, though I do concede it's tough to get sick of rhubarb crumble.

    Interesting that someone mentioned vodka, I juiced a ****load with lime last month and vodka to taste, 6 people got completely slaughtered.
     
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    Shameless, Jul 22, 2011
  20. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Rhubarb jam is THE ****! Especially with a hint of cloves in it, but make sure to have them cloves out of it by the time you jar it. Aint nothing too nice about biting into a clove
     
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