I have a drink problem..

Since splitting up with my ex about a month ago, I've drank everyday(usually between 10-12 cans of Lager)

I've lost intrest in my job, used to look forward to it now it drags in.

 

shouldn't be too long til your liver fails now.

chin up

 

Sounds like you need to turn to hard drugs

 

You're a heartless old cow.

 

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That's brilliant

 

Let's see your erect penis.

 

Is that you BH ?

 

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???????

 

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You must have fairly loose bowels.

 

Oh the humanity.

 

Welcome, brother.

What we need to sort out first is your drinking. No lager. Repeat. No lager. A decent red wine or spirit of your choice is perfectly acceptable. Leave off the pints. I can't stress that enough. The beer belly must go.

Every morning start easy exercise. One push up. One curl. Next day move it forward. Very quickly you will find yourself becoming the buff sex object you always knew you were.

Then, when you meet your ex, you are a new person. Strong. Confident. In control. Then ye rape her. The **** that she is.

 

This is totally wrong and a popular misconception, the cut must be preformed on top of the wrist. FACT...

 

Listen tae yer Uncle Gambol son, he's talking sense here.

 

Sound advice.

I'm not drowning my sorrows over her, I just feel when I come in from work theres fook all to do now(well apart from have a ****)

 

for once.

 

Gambol, you're a rapey ****