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I got shot last night

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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Last night in the early hours I was shot 2 shots 1 missed 1 went in and out.

    I wasnt scared even if I did think I was gonna bleed out. I was strangely at peace.

    Any how I got rushed to the A&E where I was treated by a buxom lady surgeon and just as she was about to give me a gobble my alarm went off and I had to get up for work.

    True story <ok>
     
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    Hash., Feb 2, 2015
  2. Tina.

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    speedy recovery big chap <hug>
     
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    Tina., Feb 3, 2015
  3. Archers Road

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    You can't die from an air rifle pellet.
     
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  4. Hash.

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    it was a 9mm semi auto Glock pistol , I remember the sexy bitch of a surgeon telling me as she peeled off her white coat just before that ****ing alarm <grr>
     
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    Hash., Feb 3, 2015
  5. The Raging Oxter

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    Potato Gun Killer on the loose.
     
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  6. Hash.

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    wrong on both counts stuey ... as clearly stated above , I didn't die and also the offensive weapon was a 9mm semi auto Glock
     
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  8. Hash.

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    ^^^^ shes hawt ... you mustve had the same dream. Unfortunately shes only the nurse. The surgeon was Chinese ;)
     
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    ****ing hell, I'm alarmed at this. God speed Hash.

    When i got shot, my phone stopped ringin' again,
    'Cos in the streets niggaz ain't friends, they know how to pretend <ok>
     
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