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I found "Allah" in my potato.....

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  1. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    here is the woman who found "allah" written in a potato she had just peeled ; the story is somewhere in the daily record online ; Its got everything , women, religion , potato...
     
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    rogueleader, Mar 31, 2011
  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'd let her cream my potatoes.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Mar 31, 2011
  3. B-C

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    I want that spud.
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It looks like a penis with stink lines coming off it.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Mar 31, 2011
  5. RAVENBLACK

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    Wonder if she takes it up the ronson?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 31, 2011
  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    apparently it says "Allah" in arabic ; expect the beheading police at your door shortly !
     
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    rogueleader, Mar 31, 2011
  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    ps ; sorry , daily ****** online wouldnt let me post story or direct link .....then you would have known it said "allah" in arabic and therefore wouldnt have been in danger from the beheading police ; its all my fault ; sorry.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    All well and good but I had Alphabetti Spaghetti for tea last night and cryptically included in the contents was the message

    "I **** dead handicapped frogs".

    Anyone else come across some hidden meanings in Alphabetti Spaghetti?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 31, 2011
  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    as always with these hidden meanings , the interpretation of the message is important ; does "I **** dead handicapped frogs " mean

    you **** the frogs to death ?
    or are they already dead so you are engaging in a little disabled amphibian necrophilia ?
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    It's a toughie right enough.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 31, 2011

  11. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    She must be punished for this image of Allah
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Mar 31, 2011
  12. staggie

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    Have you not got enough to be dealing with at the moment without coming on here with your pish ?
     
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    staggie, Mar 31, 2011
  13. The Ginger Marks

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    This piece of fish is good enough for Jehovah
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Mar 31, 2011
  14. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Silence you feeble infidel

    My foreign minister has not defected, he is preparing the groundwork for a possible asylum claim
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Mar 31, 2011
  15. Erik

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    That's one crazy bitch.
     
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    Erik, Mar 31, 2011

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