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I found a big roll of POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS tape

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  1. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    I was walking home from work in the early hours and stumbled across some police tape outside Wetherspoons ,i took it home and have been thinking of fun practical jokes to play on people....
    I am poised to turn someones house/street into a crime scene, any suggestions?:bandit:

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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    This never happend
     
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  3. Archers Road

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    Get in to work early, and put it all round your boss' desk. Then tell everyone he's a suspect in the Jimmy Saville case.
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

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  5. LEROY FER 10

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    I`m going to take a picture of it next to my calender kidnapper style as i don`t buy newspapers Trev
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    just write trevor is gay on it with a marker pen
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Is that calender from the chinkies ya fat ****? <laugh>
     
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    ER gave him it wae his chicken baws
     
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  10. LEROY FER 10

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    The Casino i work for gave it to me, another of my fantasy lies
     
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    What casino?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> that's me telt
     
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    It says on the Calender you daft ****
     
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    I imagine that the roll can be used for many crime scenes or one big one, i guess it is about 100m ...
     
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    racist ****.

    was the chicken rubbery mongrel?
     
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    use it at the entrance to a primary school just before home time
     
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    That`s quite a good one
     
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    Trevs skelped arse <laugh>
     
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    Tape off the Cerne Abbas giant, phone the police and tell them there's been a murder. Suggest jealousy may have been the motive.
     
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