The Met Office have confirmed that the cloud of blue and white objects sighted around Peterborough this morning was not in fact a freak weather occurrence or even an alien invasion but merely happy Posh fans slowly drifting back down to earth after last night's performance in the Lions Den. A local news reporter, Daniel, stated he "had never seen a pride of Lions so badly mauled in their own arena". Local residents were advised that this shower presents no danger to them, unless one should happen to land directly on top of them (some Posh fans are known to be rather portly with a considerable density and mass). Posh Manager, Darren Ferguson, said in his post match Press conference "after feasting on Wolves at Christmas I was delighted with the roasted Lions tonight and look forward to dining on grilled Trotters, deep-fried Hornets and sautéed Seagulls in the coming weeks". One Posh fan, known as 'The Minx' was nursing various aches and pains this morning after over-indulging in the local Menagerie with Football fans from all around the globe.
Good one OPP .... it's great to have your reports again Reports of Minxy's drinking & bad behaviour have been denied by sources close to her
