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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Nov 28, 2017.

  1. Spurs' shame is HIAG's shame.

    It has been said by some of the less sophisticated among you that I am a welch, a bottler, a pussy, etc.

    I am none of these.

    I don't hide, and I have never shied away from criticism where it has been properly due. I have had many wrongs done to me, and I have forgiven them all.

    I had a bet with Pix that if, at the end of this season, Spurs finish below Arsenal, I would carry an avatar of his choosing. I have reaffirmed that bet, whilst Pixie - no longer having any faith in his own club or manager - has tried to wheedle his way out of it. It is shameful behaviour, yet I do not criticise him for it. He is weak and fearful, and I understand that. To him, his avatar is so very precious.

    For me, I feel the shame of my club and my manager. Yes, I love my avatar, and I do not readily give it up.

    But, until either Spurs win again, or Arsenal lose, I am going to proclaim myself as Pixie's bitch!

    This shall be my hair-shirt.

    Do not rip the piss out of my fellows. They are blameless. I am the one who has brought shame on my club by my "giving it large" past. I ask forgiveness from you all.

    God bless you all.

    I am ready for the dry humping that awaits.
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>

    He's finally lost the plot, gone absolutely batshit ****ing mental <rofl>
     
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  4. Burly Hurley

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    ****s sake, get over yourself.
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    I'll think of an escape strategy...we've done it before Hiagy lad <ok>
     
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  6. No need, Bruv.

    I deserve this.

    Until either Spurs win or Arsenal lose, I am wearing this hair-shirt.

    Let no one call me a pussy ever again.
     
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  7. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Nah, just excessive narcissism.

    No need to overplay it.
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    It's easy to see the endgame mate, he'll claim no one can call him a bottler etc. again and he'll demand Piskie does the same thing on a week they win and Arsenal lose.

    Clear as ****ing day and it's pretty embarrassing tbh. I do think he's lost the plot a bit in the past year or so though.
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    You dumb attention seeking bitch HIAG. <rofl>
     
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  11. PINKIE

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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    hiag be like

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  13. I deserve that slap.

    Thank you.
     
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    The depths that some people will go to for attention seeking beggars belief at times but Bell has again come up trumps for this cringeworthy effort. But I'm loving the new avatar change albeit 6 years too late. <ok>
     
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  16. Stan

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    Exactly this.

    Tragic, Bristol Travelodge dwelling, attention seeking twat.
     
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    Sort....this...****...out

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    <laugh>
     
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    Truly your best gif yet bro <laugh>
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    This is why you were voted as the forum **** on three polls @Hoddle Is A God <ok>
     
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