I could murder an Indian ...

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sco...86235/Murder-scene-from-1998-is-replayed.html

When did you move there Gambol <bandit>

This case has been covered up ... the locals know who did it!

 

It was local huns wot done it.

Aloo, aloo, we are the Billy boys...

 

Police are looking for a nine fingered mutant.

That will give them a shedload to get through.

 

Fixed!

 

Is Wishaw not just the last place to buy lightbulbs before entering Larkhall?

<grrgreen>

 

Looking at the pictures Lanarkshire looks like a right **** hole.

 

It's not called the arsehole of Europe for nothing.

 

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The £1 Store is actually the upmarket version.

 

Ah got ye Pud

 

It was weird seeing the re-enactment. The bloke who played me thankfully looked **** all like me. So, ahm safe.

 

It is a **** hole. Especially Wishaw, Motherwell, Bellshill, Hamilton, Coatbridge, Airdrie... err, every ****in where really.

 

I ended up in that ****ehole area when I was down doing a weeks training in Bristol. One of the guys I was training came from there - desperate!

 

Apart from Viewpark ... a lovely little village!!!

 

The bit my auntie stays is nice, it's just houses on one side and grass across the road. Away out in the ****ing middle of nowhere though.

 

Is Uddingston in Lanarkshire? I was there once and it seemed an ok place

 

Rich coming from Lord ****ster Of Edinbuggerer.

 

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Aye, sheepshagging country.

 

There are some nice bits. The main towns are ****e though.