I cant hold it anymore

Ok guys my reverse psychology has worked. Its a dirty job, but someones got to do it..

We have the fastest strike force in the world.


Im excited

The takeover is happening

We will qualify for europe

 

Why do you bother?

 

Because without me none of this would be possible.


See i cant win with you guys can I

Jeez

 

I knew you had some positivity bubbling there mate.

I’m sticking to the ‘we’re ****ed’ track until the first trophy is in the bag.

 

And yes our strike force is like speed porn. Goals ****ing everywhere.

 

Im thinking loads of misses and offsides galore

 

Have we signed Cisse again?

I think The Saint is going to be a shot machine, not many goals but tons of problems for the defence. Then Joelinton will be bulldozing through.

I think in the terms of getting and retaining the ball, we be damn good up front. Joelinton and Saint have silky skills.

Also we signed a literal brick ****house of a defender. Seen the size of his shoulders? I had no idea we were even linked to him.

So far, I'm excited

 

Speed kills... we are still in the market too... i cant take the piss now... im excited now... no defense will like those 3 coming at them

 

Ahh yes I understand the strategy. I agree. We are **** and they will miss loads of chances..

 

We know ... they dont but we know how this **** works

 

We will get relegated and deffo not finish top 8 or have a good cup run.

 

We will not be sold this week

 

Mike won’t buy anymore players.

We will sell Longstaff

 

I agree

 

Arsenal will win or draw next sunday

 

I'm guessing you've predicted a win on a different thread in order to maintain your predictive omniscience. Good to see you are abandoning the Gareth Barry in favour of Xabi Alonso viewpoints.

 

No youve not figured it out yet mate

 

You think?

 

I know because what you said was wrong

 

This facundo wonderkid story is picking up pace now