I can't believe they're not the conservatives

A Conservative MSP has said that it's time for the partry to change its name in Scotland as it will never have enough trust from voters to gain a real foothold in Scotland.

What name do the esteemed members of the forum think would be most appropriate for them?

 

The tartan ginger shortbread tin party. Oh wait the snp have that base covered already.

 

"The anything but tories, we're not tories, I swear Party" would probably be the most successful up here but I fear they'll target the predictable target market and go for:

The Scottish Unionist Party

 

The Michael Gove Fan Club.

 

Conserve the Union Party

 

How about "We Hate The English Party"

They`ll be pretty much winning landslide elections with no need to campaign.

 

Sadly you are probably right.

 

This We Hate The English Party...

What are there main policies?

I like the cut of their jib so far