Off Topic I can’t do anything right!

According to Mrs K I shouldn’t have told the telephone scammer who has just called me that I’ve had anal sex with his grandmother. Apparently it was a bit coarse.

 

I love teasing them me, I like the the accident you had ones, I say oh really I didn’t think I would be able to claim for it, they panic and pass it to the supervisor after you repeatedly say I had no idea I could claim for that accident and then when you say so you are telling me I can claim for ****ting myself the response is gleeful

 

If it was coarse it's because you went in dry, use lube next time.

 

Of course it wasn't coarse.

However, if you had said Grandfather instead !!!!