I blame the queen

1973......... Stoker in the Royal Navy stuck in Trinidad and missed the Final , missed the 92 final as I was in doc. Now 54 years old and wonder like me old fella used to in his late years " I wonder if I`ll get another chance.
Lads what did you miss and why??????????

 

I missed all the warning signs that said, your marriage is ****ed, twice

 

Excellent Syd, was that a good result or not

 

I must be a glutton for punishment, or wedding cake. 8yrs into my third marriage. Third time lucky i hope, cant keep getting it wrong, or can I.

 

Marriage 1....lasted 24 years, thought it was for life but got it wrong.

Marriage 2...lasted 12 years, knew I got it wrong but took me 12 years to escape.

Marriage 3... could well be next year but at my age and my record death should save me from divorce. I hate the thought of no one crying at my funeral so thought a widow may come in handy.

 

Haha, in your will, ask for some professional mourners to be flown in from Western Kenya. They're very good, and don't charge much.

 

i missed newcastle winning a domestic trophy cos' i'm only 54