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I Blame Pardew!!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by daztoc, Jun 13, 2018.

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  1. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    Clearly 'Pards' is to blame for most of the world's problems, the man is just a complete liability. Personally i blame him whenever i have a 'first world problem' !! So today..............

    I've had a mild headache for about an hour ............................ **** you Pardew, that's your fault. :emoticon-0121-angry

    Heavy storms are scheduled for tomorrow and i planned to have a day out....................... **** you Pardew, that's your fault. :emoticon-0121-angry

    My poppadoms were ever so slightly soggy this evening from my favourite Indian takeaway ................. **** you Pardew, that's your fault :emoticon-0121-angry

    So what do you blame Pardew for today?
     
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    daztoc, Jun 13, 2018
  2. Fork Handles

    Fork Handles Well-Known Member

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    Er ... this thread?
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I blame Pardew for global warming.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jun 14, 2018
  4. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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    Incontinence.
     
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  5. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno Well-Known Member

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    I recently had an infestation of left backs due to the warm weather

    I know who I blame
     
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  6. Tasty Magpie

    Tasty Magpie Well-Known Member

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    I blame Pardew for starting Pouchy down the dark path of marathon length wum missions.
     
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  7. mickeybnufc

    mickeybnufc Well-Known Member

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    Everything
     
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  8. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    November the 9th
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I can't find my way back now.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 14, 2018
  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Free Dor's missus has been avoiding my calls lately.

    I blame Pardew.



    Thankfully his sister hasn't....
     
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  11. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    I had an apple today and it was just a touch too hard for my liking ..................... Pards, what the **** is going on??
     
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    daztoc, Jun 14, 2018
  12. Lord Jonjomort

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    I woke last night, had a bit of cramp. **** you, Pardew, you cramp giving bastard.
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Jun 15, 2018
  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Love you Alan :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jun 15, 2018
  14. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    Free-Dor wants to bum you and 'Mike' and 'Lee' ........................ **** off Pardew, you silver haired fox!!
     
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  15. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    The man just doesn't know when enough is enough, does he!! I'm angry for you :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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    daztoc, Jun 15, 2018
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    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    Spoke with this little fella yesterday ...................

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44465587

    ....................... he wants to make it know who he blames for 'getting lost' on the side of that building .......................... yep, ****ing Pardew!!!
     
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    daztoc, Jun 16, 2018
  17. JakartaToon

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    The following two death bed notes have recently come to light:

    Pardew hat mich dazu gebracht, es zu tun (A. Hitler)

    Pardew បានធ្វើឱ្យខ្ញុំធ្វើវា (P. Pot)
     
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    JakartaToon, Jun 18, 2018
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  18. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    <laugh>
     
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  19. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    CNN Reporter: So Mrs Clinton, how do you feel about loosing an election to a complete cretin like Donald Trump?

    Hilary Clinton: Well, if it wasn't for that damn Pardew.....................!!!

    Later...............

    CNN Reporter: Mr President, why are you not building the wall that you promised?

    Trump: I drew a line where i wanted the wall................. and Pardew couldn't get over it!!
     
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  20. haslam

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    Apparently the guy in charge of the VAR for tonights game was an "A. Pardew".
     
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    haslam, Jun 19, 2018
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