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"I apologise that my owner doesn't allow me to show my appreciation with money"

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jul 30, 2019.

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  1. brb

    brb CR250

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  2. Skylarker

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    Nope, sorry.

    Must be Grinder?
     
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    Don't do tinder bro, never needed it<whistle>
     
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    They both sites for sex yeah? <whistle>
     
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    Tinder is 'for friendship, maybe more'...

    I wouldn't know about the batty version.
     
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    'Friendship' is that what it's called these days <laugh>
     
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    Yeh mate if you can't get a shag on tinder just give the **** up become gay and go grind some anus.
     
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    Anyway wtf is that quote off? <laugh>

    You doxxed Pete?
     
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    Peters don't get shags mate

    Like simons, Gideons, and julians
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    He posted it on the politics thread, then deleted it a couple of hours later.
     
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    Shag first, make small talk after. Maybe
     
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    Where were the poodles when all this was happening?
     
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    He stitched himself up mate!...don’t think we were supposed to see that!...
     
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    I believe the correct protocol is
    Shag 1st
    Make her Puke back up the ghb
    If that fails call an uber from her phone and load up valuables before she wakes up.

    Might have to make a few trips
     
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    <laugh>
    Ooops
     
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    I get a sense of feeling that a certain username might not be back on for a while <whistle>
     
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    There was a thread alluding to it posted a while ago, but @brb being brb, he’s gone for the more ‘direct approach’. <laugh>
     
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