...........does anyone know David Meyler's address? Any advice on what exactly I should say to him? So far I've got this. Dear David, ????????????????????????????????????? Sincerely & with anxious anticipation, Ullofaman.
You could try one of them there 'crowdfunding thingies' ~ worked for that 'Dad' who 'can't afford' Xmas https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/ben-buckley-jeremy-vine-show-2238562 alternatively crowd surfing [minesweeping] in any pub / bar
You could try this; Dear David, I hear that you helped out some bloke who was in a bit of a financial pickle. Well more fool you 'cos now every chancer **** such as myself is going to try to tap you up. And if you don't stump up we'll call you a tight **** and make you forever regret your original generous gesture. And then you'll never do anything similar again for obvious reasons, to the detriment of folk who actually deserve it. So, in summation, it's ****s like me that make the world just that little bit more of a depressing place by being totally unrealistic and expecting something for nothing. Hope this letter finds you well and that little Caitlin is now sharing her toys with Declan and all his cousins. Kids eh! What are they like? Yours ect...
