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I am not Slavan Bilic

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jun 10, 2015.

  1. With the article that is currently on the BBC Football website, I wanted to act quickly to quell any rumours that I might be Slavan Bilic.

    I am not, though there are very clear similarities, with us both being qualified lawyers and rock guitarists. I also speak other languages.

    I don't know what Bilic's chops are like, but I'm willing to bet that I can kick his ass in a trade-off.
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Bollox is not a language. <ok>
     
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    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    Bilic isn't a qualified football referee though <ok>
     
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    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    Neither is bullshit <whistle>
     
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  5. You're right!

    Bilic 0 v 1 HIAG
     
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  6. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Are you Lucky Number Slavan instead?
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I can see what you did here, Slaven. Sneaky...
     
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  8. Yes, it was more intriguing than the attempts of the usual common-or-garden wum. The lad shows real promise.
     
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  9. THE FOXES 1884

    THE FOXES 1884 Well-Known Member

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    I´m not Jack the Ripper.
     
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  10. redwhiteandermblue

    redwhiteandermblue Well-Known Member

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    So is the white elephant rounding into shape?
     
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  11. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I'm not Spartacus
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Bilic didn't witness Jimmy Greaves debut for Spurs in 1957 either as HIAG claimed he did

    (When Greaves was still playing for Chelsea <laugh>)
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It's funny that even through the anonymity of the internet, some people can't help posting obvious bullshit that gives them away in an instant
     
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  14. <doh>
    Evidence, please...
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Are you denying it ?
     
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  16. Yes, I am denying it.

    I want you to produce evidence that I said I ever watched Greasvie play (as opposed to the statement that I made to the contrary).

    Go on, Chuckles! Evidence, please...
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I think the funny **** up part was about you saying you had a signed picture of him playing for Spurs in 1957

    When in fact he was playing for Chelsea in 1957 and didn't make his Spurs debut until 1961.

    You must be used to making a tit f yourself by now though ? <laugh>
     
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  18. Yes, it was utterly hilarious that, not having looked at the signed poster (that someone bought for me as a birthday present) for at least ten years I forgot that the year (that is noted in small print at the bottom of the poster) was 1964 (and not 1957). I wasn't even born then.

    People must have pissed their trousers when they read that!
    <doh>
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    The problem for you HIAG is that it's not the only bullshit claim you've made. <ok>
     
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