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I am deluded after all...

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  1. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    Just got back from 8 days in Ibiza, expected to come home to a frenzy of activity with several new signings and new contracts offered to Barton and Jose.

    Turns out I missed precisely **** all. I should have known better.

    Is there anything I've missed? I got some gen from Twatter but it seems people have just been talking ****e as usual.
     
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  2. BOOTBOY

    BOOTBOY New Member

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    I remember a time not too long ago when we used to sign a new player almost every day!!
     
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  3. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Nothing has happened, this forum is going into the ****, and Leazes has (bar any last minute craziness) managed to keep his genitals.
     
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  4. overseasTOON

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    So you bugger off on your holidays and think you can just saunter back in here unnoticed with excuses of delusion?

    Well I've got a message for you Mr Aldridge Prior.

    We didn't even know you were gone. That's right. You heard me.

    This A Team junta malarkey isn't as powerful as they think they are and the rest of us did not stand idly by whilst you became idle on a sun bed.

    We've* formed a rebel alliance call the O Team and it's good. We have cake on Fridays.

    * Just me at present but I'm sure with a solid marketing campaign and cake it'll grow.
     
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  5. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    Lucky Leazes eh? Noticed a canny few new users just browsing in he last 20 minutes, has there been any more trouble from wums?
     
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  6. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    You need to offer an alternative to cake. Crisps are better for people with savoury tastes. Maybe some hummus and carrot sticks for the health freaks. <ok>
     
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    I like cake!!
     
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  8. overseasTOON

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    Or Carrot cake?
     
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  9. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Something always happens when I go on holiday, we signed Perch and Gosling last year whilst I was away. I go away tomorrow...

    Did you enjoy AP?
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Jun 30, 2011
  10. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    oT, I think you're the only 'o' user on here.

    At least there's several 'G' users (Me, Geordie Gashead, Geordie Ginola etc.), so I think we have a better chance of overthrowing the hated dictators that are the A team.
     
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  11. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    Great signings they turned out to be, eh?
     
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  12. Aldridge_Prior

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    I did aye, was class but expensive as ****. Maybe you can return from your hols to find two new signings of Perch's quality eh?
     
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  13. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I hope so, he kept us up last season.
     
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  14. overseasTOON

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    Damn.

    :emoticon-0112-wonde What would Hoadie Boi! do?
     
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    If Hoadie was a mackem he'd be called 'Oadie_Boi...

    Just a suggestion.
     
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    The revolution has started
     
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    Form an alliance with the G Men, the T Party (they call themselves the T Team but I think they missed a trick there! - there are two of them I think) and I formed the People's Front for Not606 (PFN) yesterday which generated no interest whatsoever so consists of just me. Maybe even invite that bourgouis would be king NWPJ.

    Together we could take down the evil A Team!
     
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    That's because you weren't offering any cake!
     
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    Splitter!!!!!!
     
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  20. Donkey Toon

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    That is true, not very good at marketing am I? You see that is why we need to stand together. Different strengths and weaknesses. Different initials all standing together against those oppressive A's and their evil plan for forum domination!
     
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