I always wanted to be an astronaut or play for Liverpool when I was a kid

Wanted to be a pop star too, but this would have been some dream vocation:-

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...zed-donuts-day-heart-aneurysm-killed-him.html

What were everyone else's career ambitions?

 

I always wanted to be rich, there's still time!

 

I always wanted to be rich and bald... I'm half way there

 

Poor Ron, he'll have to use it for pissing only from now on.

 

I always wanted to be a not606 mod

Ian Rush actually...or Debbie Harrys sex slave mmmmm

 

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You'd look a hell of a lot worse if you lived half the life that girl has!

 

Shes spent most of it being Billy's dominatrix, hes wore the old girl out.

 

Careful Page he'll get real mad now and race round to your place

 

He'd be ****ed from getting mugged in Kenny, the Swan and Dovecot before he got here, i wouldn't even need to get me baseball bat out.

 

I wanted to be a games tester. Part of my job now is testing software at UAT stage and it ****ing sucks

 

I always wanted to be certain - but now I'm not so sure.

 

I wanted to be lazy, it came true

 

The first job I ever wanted was an Ice Cream Man.

Football wise I wanted to be Alan Hansen.

 

Forgetting the pop star bit, exactly the same as you

 

Have you seen the price of petrol these days? Can't be arsed driving that far out of town

 

Eh, I'm from Dovey... or 'Scruffcot', as you out-of-towners from Knowsley call it.

 

You're having a Giraffe donga, i can see Dovey shops from me from window, enemy territory.

 

You wanted to be Lex Luthor?

Never know what I wanted to be. Still don't now, got asked something similar in a job interview recently (career path bullshit stuff and where I wanted to be in 5-10 years) Gave an honest answer that I hadn't thought that far ahead and that I just wanted the job. Didn't go down well, guess I should have lied and come up with some crap.

 

When i was a lad many moons ago, we used to regulary spank you Wools on the Tramways, or 'Over the boards', as we called it. Housing estate now. My sister still lives on Finch Lane.

Remember the putting green across from Dovey shops, or was that before your time?

Eee, it's Mrs Brady time...