Off Topic I’m rich. Just been offered $4.4 million dollars

So I reckon I can finally write that letter of resignation.

Attn. Please,

I am the personal attorney to Robert Fitzpatrick, an American who was a consultant with Shell UK LTD here in London, who shall be referred to as my client. Unfortunately my client lost his life on Boeing Egypt Air Flight 990, which crashed into the Atlantic Ocean on October 31st, 1999 and left no clear beneficiary as Next of Kin except some vital documents related to the deposit still with me.

All efforts by me to trace his Next of Kin proved abortive because he did not make any will prior to his death. Since then I have made several inquiries to locate any of my late clients extended relatives and this has proved unsuccessful. After my several unsuccessful attempts to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.

I am contacting you to assist in claiming the money left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unclaimed by the security company where this huge deposit was deposited. Particularly, the finance company where the deceased had the said fund valued at USD 11 Million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin.

Consequent upon this, my idea is that we can have a deal/agreement and I am going to do this legally with your name as the bonafide beneficiary of the amount in question as I have all legal document to back our claim, i seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at $11 Million US dollars can be paid to your account abroad, note that 40% of this money will be for you, in respect to the provision of a foreign account and 50% for me, 10% will be used for the reimbursement of any expenditure we may incur in the cause of the transaction.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law, all I need from you is your utmost collaboration and sincerity for us to thrive in this deal. Get back to me if you are ready to assist me.

Yours Sincerely,

Barr. Kate Baron.

 

Be careful it might be a scam.

 

Jammy bastard

 

I was actually really impressed by that until "the lawyer" said he was getting 50% of the inheritance?

You ****ing what?

 

You reckon? I think I’ll be ok but I’ll be on my guard.

 

I know, but still, over $4 million in my bank account. Quids in!!

 

You should ask him if he knows a good lawyer so you can sue him for the other ****ing half mate.

****ing liability.

 

It would be really, really funny if just once one of those letters was true and it got binned as a scam.

 

As long as you hand over your correct bank details to allow them to transfer the money, what could possibly go wrong?

 

My mate just sent me this one , might be dodgy aswell.

 

I've always liked you and never joined in the craic that you were punching well above your weight

 

Ha, he is like!

Don’t respond to me though. Rules marra, rules.....

 

Bit coins £££s are often awaiting transfer to my account, I can never understand why they do not appear???

 

You're not rich, Jimmy, 'cos you haven't accepted the offer yet and the dosh hasn't been paid into your account !

If you send me your bank details . . . . not the sort code and account number that scammers ask for, just the 16 digit details, start & end dates, and the 3 digits on the back of your card (the one with the most money in, of course), I'll sort it out for you (without taking any commission 'cos I'm lovely)

p.s. you don't need to send me your name 'cos I've got that from here

 

If it helps me and Mrs K are off to a race day on Saturday and dressing up so if you remind me I’ll post some new photos then. (Genuinely not rubbing it in about lockdown back there btw!)

 

I’ll pm you shortly Marra.

 

Aye, do that mate.

 

I got an email about 5 months ago from a bloke saying "i am very wealthy and giving random people £500,000 as a good gesture", i thought about saying give it to UNICEF but reckon something dodgy here so binned the email straight away.

 

Me too, just checked my gmail and yeah - I'm in the money too

- for some strange reason all these important emails went straight to my spam folder