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I’m Back, But I’m A Different Man, Now

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Sep 11, 2020.

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  1. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Being forced to brandish a golden throbbing cock avatar has changed me in ways I never expected.

    I’m different, now. Better, I believe.

    I’m going to treat everyone with respect. Even Skiddy (whom I have on IGNORE).

    Let’s all begin again with a clean slate, eh, lads?
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Sep 11, 2020
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    ****off ya boring lard bucket.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Sep 11, 2020
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Hey nice to meet you welcome to not 606 guy
     
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Who's this ****?
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    What one?
     
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  6. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    This is going well.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  8. Hoddle is a god

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    Lol!

    I can always rely on you to supply great sophisticated bantz. Thanks, Tel.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Welcome back Chunk x
     
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  11. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    Oh I thought you’d died ☹️
     
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  12. Hoddle is a god

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    I’m a right unit, aren’t I!
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Sep 11, 2020
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  13. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest


    It’s me, HIAG.

    Only I’m different now.
     
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  14. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    52 minutes and no reply from a Piskie. Is this a record?
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Well I for one am pleased that your surgery appears to have gone so well ... wll you be changing your name to Caitlyn or Kelly?
     
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  16. Hoddle is a god

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    I wouldn’t have minded an avatar of an original Black MambaTM dildo, since I was the model for that.
     
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  17. Hoddle is a god

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    Pix is fuming at me because I blew his “Mr Bungle” ruse.
     
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  18. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    You are a self obsessed , attention seeking , grade A C**T .
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Sep 11, 2020
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  19. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Woah!! Jasper bro. :emoticon-0146-punch
     
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    Welshie, Sep 11, 2020
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Wow Jasper coming straight in with a chop to the throat.

    Getting tasty this
     
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    Sucky, Sep 11, 2020
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