Humberside Plod...

...issuing warnings again. But feel free to carry on causing mayhem at Beverley Ladies Day and rugby games without having your collar felt or getting a banning order.


https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/spo...news/hull-city-birmingham-city-police-3660645

 

"Anybody breaking the law at Hull City this weekend will be arrested"

Well, thank **** for that.

In other news, Disraeli's standing for PM.

 

I would hope anyone breaking the law is going to be arrested, to be honest.

 

Unless they are too rough and rowdy to confront, in which case we will post footage to another police force and hope they can catch them.

 

Godsend for Humbs OB.

With Christmas presents to buy and utilities bills dropping on the mat in earlky Jan, this festive double bubble is just what they needed.

Grimsby v Scunthorpe is being filmed for Jeremy Kyle with the local soccer toughs bouncing at each other from opposite sides of the road.

 

I think she must be reading the book “Stating the ****ing obvious for Police Officers”. Arresting offenders,
Protecting the public and the fascinating chapter on wearing protective clothing. Cutting edge modern new ideas. Wow, we are so lucky to have this in our area. Think how jealous other police areas must be.

 

As long as they don't shooting people we'll be ok I suppose.

 

People? Nah, they shoot the ****ers. They're nowt but trouble.

 

The Chief Inspector was interviewed on BBC radio Humberside at prime time tonight issuing the warnings. I wanted someone to ask her why Hull City paid four times more then Arsenal did last season for policing but of course no one did.

 

I remember that incompetent twat Westwood chuckling as told an interviewer on TH “ We are very good atvraising money. Especially from things like policing football matches...”

 

Angry man without tonsils fumes at Lloyds Pharmacy over smashed bottle of mouthwash
Talking about stupid headlines from the hdm.

 

At least they didn’t spell it Farmacy, which is progress.

 

They'd probably wonder why there was no mention of Farmer A and Farmer B if they did.

 

And which side of the river they lived, black and white or red and white ?

 

...... and instead take it out on the locals.

 

I wonder what the arrest figures are like for City games ? Must be one of the safest places in Hull

 

Only because a small army of police keep the lid on the boiling cauldron of soccer violence..

 

Do City have to contribute to the cost of policing the travelling football fans who continually cause trouble at the local Rugger?