I can't work out if you're being serious or not but presuming you are why don't you compare the squad like for like. The answer is in there. Its easy to be captain when your centre half is Jacob Greaves and you have the best attacking line up in the league.
Captains are supposed to be leaders of men. If you know anything about him he certainly ain't the man you want in front of you going into battle. Maybe he's brother but not him. Nice lad to send on community projects but on field captain, not a chance.
Of course it's about different squads - but your comment was "you know you are in trouble when Coyle is your Captain" which is a blanket criticism of the player in question. My point - as you have covered above - is that who is he captain of? I would argue he should remain club captain - but for me Jones should be on field captain. That said, and although he is going through probably his worst spell for us at the moment, Coyle still has a role to play both on and off the pitch - and I can't work out if your comment about community projects is serious or not either.