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Hughes - The Explanation

Discussion in 'Stoke City' started by nickyb, May 24, 2013.

  1. nickyb

    nickyb Well-Known Member

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    It is I, the Keeper of the Magic F5 key, here to explain the hidden secrets of BET365.

    Are you sitting comfortably? then I'll begin:

    BET365 are an on-line Bookmaking Business - nes par!

    They leak rumours in the market place regarding odds for the new manager of Stoke City, are you still with me?

    They take huge amounts of money at long odds to make Mark Hughes manager, OK still here?

    They then take even more money by making him odds on favourite to be the next manager, OK

    And then when their metaphorical bookies satchel is stuffed full of money, and here is the clever bit.

    They make a decision and re-hire Tony Pulis, as nobody has put any money on this...except ME!!!

    You heard it first here.

    Au Revoir Mon Ami's
     
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  2. jowlermonkey

    jowlermonkey Well-Known Member

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    Re-hire Tony Pulis, wash your mouth out young man!!
     
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  3. Cruyff's Turn

    Cruyff's Turn Well-Known Member

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    That would be a truly crazy thing to do...unless of course the alternative was Hughes.
     
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  4. Smithers

    Smithers Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Not as crazy as it sounds - they rekon they will sell and additional 3000 tickets now TP has gone - Circa 1.3 million squid!
     
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  5. Pottermouth 328

    Pottermouth 328 Well-Known Member

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    Well they sold 1 more Smither's I got mine this week. Only another 2,999 to go then... it does make sense if you happen to own Bet365.
     
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  6. Waddos_legends

    Waddos_legends Active Member

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    I reckon Michael Owen was only brought in to high profile Bet365 and nothing to do with him appearing on the pitch!
     
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