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HRH Custard VC

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  1. brb

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    The best defence lawyer in the business and not606's finest!

    He amazed everyone in 2019 with his defence prowess of supporting Pete, in the Not606 High Court case in the Mistress Orchid v Big Boy trial. Denying allegations that his comrad paid for exotic services.

    After the trial HRH's disappearance became global news, was he to be found dead in a ditch somewhere, as people lit candles, fearing the worst. But it turned out he was merely doing another favour for Pete's, Mistress, when she said;

    'He gone missing. You find him, you give him back to me. I get angry otherwise.'

    So today I give you the one and only true mastermind of 606, that loveable rougue...

    HRH better known as Kustard
     
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    No sucky it's not you!

    or you Skylarker....wait yer turn :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Does Custard still post on here?
     
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    Yeah he was on one of the threads a few days ago, I'm sure he was.
     
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  5. Number 1 Jasper

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    Really don't know anything about him . So can't comment . Except I just have !
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I thought it was pronounced Kuntard
     
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    The fellas so stupid he wipes his arse before taking a ****.
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I don't mind him tbh. I was chatting with him before the politics thread divided you into pathetic little cliques though. Back then he was just a Manc **** but tolerable.
     
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    The Politics thread is far and away the worst thing to have EVER happened to this site IMHO .
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yep if it returns brb is ****ing dumb.

    I'll even put my score down to 6.2/10 on his thread :biggrin:
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I take your point , but his hands are tied. IIRC .
     
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  12. Lovearsenalcock

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    I’ve never had a problem with Custard despite what his Meme’s on the politics threads suggests about his Politics. Exchanged Bantz with him over the years as I have with everyone else.

    His dumbness is amusing and he takes it well
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    That doesn't usually matter <laugh>
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I like Kustard, he’s entertaining. The board needs more Kustard’s.
     
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  15. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    KKKustard is okay
     
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    petersaxton Well-Known Member

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    It's not needed. Leave won and Conservatives won. Remainers and lefties are upset.
     
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    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    That was not my point .

    Though now YOU mention it , it was a POLITICS thread . It turned into a BREXIT thread .
     
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    Thats because Brexit has been the prevalent political talking point of the last 3 and a half years
     
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    Not disputing that .
     
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    I dont agree. There were plenty of discussions about other aspects of politics.
     
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