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when you first arrived you claimed to be like a better looking version of the blonde bird in emmerdale but better looking.

Its easier to believe you are an ugly fat man though, or a skinny man with a beard.
 
when you first arrived you claimed to be like a better looking version of the blonde bird in emmerdale but better looking.

Its easier to believe you are an ugly fat man though, or a skinny man with a beard.

No, I said I had been told I looked like her, but my boobs were bigger!

I'm happy enough for you to believe the fat/thin/bearded man thing though.

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you dont look at the mantle piece when your poking the fire.

<laugh> My mate ****ed a greased-up water-wing that he pushed between two sofa cushions in his mums house. He really would **** a snake in a woodpile.


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