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How your missus scores you...

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gambol, Mar 15, 2012
  2. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Gambol - I've just got your test results from your misses
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    you knew somebody was going to do it.
     
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    alwaysright, Mar 15, 2012
  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Apparently it's OK for me to wipe my cock on the curtains afterwards. <ok>
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I reckon I come in somewhere around -10 if lucky.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 15, 2012
  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I score quite well on the merits, but got **** loads of negatives as well.

    Should I lose points for saying to my bird that I picked the wrong sister? Her sister (same age as me) has 28JJ natural tits <yikes> My missus has 34Bs
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Mar 15, 2012
  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Dont be too hard on yourself. Everyone makes mistakes.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 15, 2012

  7. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Thanks for the pep talk <ok>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Mar 15, 2012
  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    You dodged a bullet, probably man - bird's on medication for back pain are a pain in the arse.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 15, 2012
  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I'm always on hand for advice son.

    I worked as a counsellor to some of the top celebrities in the 90's.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 15, 2012
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 15, 2012
  11. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Yeah but...just one go on a massive Double J pair of cans would be ****ing brilliant<ok>
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    28JJ but?


    She must be a tiny wee thing and they must be rounder than they are protruding.

    How the **** does she maintain balance?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 15, 2012
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    Walks around permanently bent over, waiting to receive...
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    She'll hit 30 and they'll be swinging, though.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 15, 2012

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