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How would you commit suicide ?

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  1. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    And what would be the last thing you did before you left this world ?
    I reckon I don't need to bother - I feel like I die a bit quicker every time I read GC.
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Probably by killing myself.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Tiger boxing. <ok>
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    Calatron Active Member

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    Just continue to read your threads, my body will start to shut itself off after a few
     
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  6. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I'd arrange an elaborate bombing of a world-famous New York landmark by the US government, perhaps through a plane crash, then have the entire thing blamed on nawty Muslims. As the aforementioned landmark went tumbling down, and I gazed at the destruction I had caused, I would leap from the highest window to my death, whilst screaming "I am become death, destroyer of worlds!"
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    i would tie a piano wire to a tree and the other end to my neck, i would climb the tree and glue my hands to my head, i would then jump out of the tree, the piano wire would cut my head off and because my hands are glued to my head it would look like i have ripped my own head off <ok>
     
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  8. Walsall Aces

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    I'd most probably cave your face in with my bare hands, then quickly kill myself after I realised I made contact with you.
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    You've thought about that one a lot, eh?
     
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  10. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Take a fistful of sleeping pills. It would just feel like falling asleep and it leaves no mess <ok>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Apart from minor clues like the piano wire.
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I would pay a gang of black fellas to bum me to death. Go out in style <ok>
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    What if you did not wake up and had left the gas on though.

    I always worry about that.
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    Urban myth. It can't kill you.

    I seen it disproved on Mythbusters.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You spelled Arsebusters wrong. <ok>
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Sorry, I can't read that post. I'll try it anyway <ok>
     
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  18. MUFCOK

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    Happened to a friend of mine.

    Was funny.
     
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  19. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Nah. It's a recycled idea.
     
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  20. fevriul

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    ****ed to death by a big titted whore! <party>
     
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