How will you survive the inevitable zombie apocalype?

As the title says. How will you survive it when it comes.

And it will be a when, not an if, I assure you.


To help you answer, here are some topics that can be dicussed and must be considered to survive:

Weapons of choice - Both ranged and for melee purposes.
Any tools you may need.
Vehicle of choice - If any at all.
Best places to sleep/stay/hide out.
Any additional top tips for survival.

I'll post what I'd do in a bit.

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I don't get out much.

 

samurai sword..machine guns...grenades

 

I survived 'Nam and the twin towers.

No flea bitten two bit zombies will scare me.

No siree.

 

Top tip: Fill up your bath. Not because you might want a wash, but because then you have a water supply for when the water gets shut off.

 

welcome them with a marmite sandwich. They will soon realise that any planet where this product is considered a tasty snack is not worth invading and bugger off to somewhere better

 

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The reason there will never be a zombie invasion

 

Just pretend to be a zombie and you wont need weapons etc

What do I win?

 

They're zombies, not aliens.

My approval.

 

I would hide in my neighbours house, zombies eat brains and she is notoriously stupid so the zombies would never think of looking in there for food. Also she is fat so i can kill her and survive by eating her corpse for a while, and burn her blubber for heating if it happens to be winter.

I would need to bring my own additional food with me though because i dont think i could survive very long on a diet bought exclusively in farmfoods. Once i run out of Fat neighbour to eat i would begin to relocate, hopefully the initial surge of zombie activity would have died down by this time and i should be able to sneak about relatively unnoticed until i can escape in to the mountains where i will live out my time ****ing my self in to a frenzy at the dirty cave paintings i will create for entertainment. I will eventually die of a chronic dose of ****ers cramp which stops me being able to hunt for food.

 

We won't as we're all filthy bastards and don't qualify under the only pure of heart people survive rule