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How to stop yourself from laughing?

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    I'm at work, and i keep randomly thinking of that scene from Men in Black 2, where Will Smith and that guy are eating pie, and that guy just starts crying for no reason.

    It's random, but i laugh at the most un funny things. I keep on laughing and my colleagues are giving me strangle looks like "wtf is that absoute spacker laughing at now".

    How can i stop myself laughing?
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Mar 8, 2011
  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    How about keeping your mind on the job and not letting it wander.
     
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    go to the toilet put your head down and run into the wall - repeat till unconscious
     
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  4. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Where do you work?
     
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  5. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    Mike is exactly the same:

    please log in to view this image
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    I thought this was going to be a plea for further sex tips.
     
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    Any sane boy in love would steer clear away from our tips
    Now, rapists on the other hand... We could easily write and publish a "Rape for Dummies" book

    And Tash mate, if you want to stop yourself from laughing this forum probably isn't the best place to come ha ;)
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Could the world face another sex tips thread?
     
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    Men in Black II? The guy that had worked really hard to get a job he really wanted, trained for years for it and was about to have it taken away and have all memory of it wiped?

    That guy that was crying for no reason? :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Have you seen the poetry on the Advice thread Tash?
     
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    Read one of your posts
     
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  12. Tiggyrimana

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    read the responses to one of your posts <laugh>
     
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    Scrape your face off with a cheese grater. If you're still laughing, rince your face with vinegar.

    Works for me every time.
     
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    haha the de jong one?!
     
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    Try battering your giblets in the toilet lid. Or beating your pommel end with a wire brush. Can't swear to it, but i reckon it will stop you laughing.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Bitchslap yourself.
     
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  17. Tiggyrimana

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    if that was on of RBT then aye haha <ok>
     
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  18. Ain't milk brilliant

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    Think of a serious film like Schindlers List instead of crap one's like Men In Black 2
     
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    picture yourself as a jew during WW2
    not a laughing matter
     
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  20. Genghis Badger

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    Put some tabasco sauce in your japs eye.
     
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